Jean, you’re doing it wrong, you fucking sloppy drunk bitch.
HIGHWAY TROLLS
If you hate me, suck my non-existent penis, just suck it, get aids and die.
I don’t get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there’s no rehab for stupidity.
-Chris Rock
The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they’re not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, ‘If you’d done that in the movie, you’d have won an Oscar, girl!
-Chris Rock
